we have officially lost it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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