try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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