I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
