So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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