Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
organizing the empties. That sober.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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