so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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