I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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