got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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