What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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