ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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