you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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