she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
