Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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