Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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