at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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