She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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