oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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