We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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