He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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