love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
