Duck Duck Cougar?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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