Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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