I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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