I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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