when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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