they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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