I'm lost and stupid without you.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was born a porn star she said
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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