What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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