I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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