no, he came in my armpit
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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