Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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