Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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