No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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