Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she pinky promised me she was 18
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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