You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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