google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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