youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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