He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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