The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Watching her eat just hurts me
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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