just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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