Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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