You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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