Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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