Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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