I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Sorry about my life...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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