I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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