It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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