how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You can't just leave with hair like that
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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