Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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