no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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