HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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